ARCHER: SECRETS AGENTS - EPISODE TWO (LANA KANE IN DISTRESS)
II
"Failed Experiment"
It was a day like any other in the ISIS offices. The atmosphere among
the employees was carefree and disorder reigned supreme, much to the
regret of Miss Archer who was arguing as usual with his son Sterling.
Cheryl and Pam, the human resources director, chatted about their latest
adventures in bed, neglecting the work to do as usual; in the next room
Cyril Figgis, the comptroller, was the only one who tried to get busy
despite the uproar.
In yet another room Lana Kane lay idling on the sofa swinging her
bare feet. To tell the truth, her inactivity could be justified: she
was waiting for the agency's chief researcher to deliver a new gun on
which he had been working for weeks.
Lana Kane was the top female agent at ISIS. She had dark brown hair,
green eyes and also abnormally large hands for a woman, which were a
frequent target for ridicule.
A tall, beautiful black woman, she was a competent and deadly agent
but was constantly frustrated that she was treated as the number two
ISIS field agent because Archer's mother runs the agency. Like Archer,
Lana was an expert in Krav Maga, in which all ISIS agents undergo
training, and was usually seen carrying two Tec-9 submachine guns in
shoulder holsters. She was the daughter of a Afroamerican lawyer and a
portuguese stage actress and she had a younger sister, Emily.
"What the fuck is doing that idiot?" she exclaimed getting up from
the couch. She decided to go check on in person downstairs. The
laboratory was messed up but there was no sign of Dr Krieger. She went
further, near to a sort of machine. "One step forward!" a voice yelled.
Lana, exhausted, did it. Suddenly two cherry pickers grabbed her. "What
the hell Krieger...let me out!" she screamed. "Sorry Lana, i need to
test my new machine for a little while" the doctor replied. "You had to
make a weapon, not this shit" Lana said. He did not even hear her. "Now
you gonna feel a little shock and then we're done" Krieger said
excitedly. "I'm getting mad, Krieger, let me out or...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!".
Lana Kane getting electrocuted
It wasn't a little shock. The doctor forgot to turn down the
intensity of electricity. He pressed a button to switch the device off,
but nothing happened. "Oh my god! Why is it not working?" he wondered
worriedly. Meanwhile Lana kept screaming.
Lana Kane ryona
The man understood the only solution was to cut the power of the laboratory.
Upstairs Malory and Archer were still arguing. The trivial reason
this time was the best gin for a Gin Tonic. "Beefeater is is undoubtedly
the finest!" Sterling yelled. "You are such a jerk!" her mother
replied. A blackout interrupted the fighting. "Great, that's all we
need!" Miss Archer exclaimed. "I'm sure it's Krieger's fault". Obviously
she was right. Sometimes she didn't believe why she had not yet fired
him. The reason was his genius. Despite all the trobles he got up, he
was definitely brilliant.
In the mean time Krieger was coming back to the tab to ensure Lana
was okay. She was. And when she saw him, she threw a powerful punch in
the face.
EXTRA
Lana coiled and squeezed by a snake in the jungle
Lana Kane in distress
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