ARCHER: SECRET AGENTS - EPISODE THREE (MEG)

III

"Meg"

Archer and Meg were sitting in a french restaurant for a date.

"I'm so happy you accepted my invitation" Meg said touching her hair.

"I always accept beautiful women's invitations" Archer answered trying to be a gentleman. She was indeed beautiful. Her silhouette was practically perfect. That night she wore an elegant red dress and cute golden sandals showed her sensual feet.

"So you were telling me that you are a spy..." Meg said, "that's amazing!" 

Archer blushed. "Yeah, but nothing special. I just worked for the major private spying agencies in the US." he said in a falsely humble way.

Meanwhile the waiter had brought a boeuf bourguignon and a plate of escargots.  "Food is incredible here" Meg exclaimed. "You could say that!" Archer replied. "And you?" he went on "what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm a simple secretary" she answered, "I work in a small commercial studio in Chicago." "Very attractive" Archer lied. 

Sterling Archer was considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he showed proficiency in stereotypical spy skills (weapons, driving, martial arts) his primary interest in the job was the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, thrills, lacrosse, fast cars, designer clothing, and spy toys.
Egotistical and self-serving, Archer generally lacked empathy towards anyone, though he was very quick to call out others for perceived bigotry. He shared many of his mother's flaws such as alcoholism, selfishness, impulsive behavior, and the stubborn refusal to listen to anyone.

After a little while food in their dishes were over. "Excuse me while I use the ladies." Meg stood up. Once she reach the bathroom she sneaked out trough the window and started to run. "He would have been gone that way" she thought to herself. It wasn't easy running in heels but she used to. "There he is" she exclaimed. It was possible to glimpse a shape in the distance running as well. Meg got more and more closer without showing any signs of fatigue. She was well trained. 

Finally they arrived in front of the city cathedral. The mysterious man nimbly climbed up to the roof. Meg was impressed by that proof of agility but somehow she reached the roof as well.

The two were finally face to face.  On one side a pretty woman, on the other one an horrible cyborg covered by metal.

"Barry!" Meg started saying " Finally i found you. You think you could hide from CIA forever but it's not true. I knew that using Archer as bait was a great idea. I saw you in the restaurant, you are stalking him."

Barry Dylan was Archer's revenge-obsessed archenemy. He was an ODIN agent who was forced to retire from the field for an office job after a shattered femur caused by Archer during a botched mission in Berlin. In addition his engagement to his fiancé Framboise was ruined by Archer when he has sex with her while visiting ODIN on the premise of a job offer. This results in Barry blames Archer for ruining his life as gradually becomes murderously insane over the course of time while labeling his mental state as "Other Barry". Despite his hatred for Archer, Barry agreed to a mission to rescue him from the KGB which results in him being abandoned by Archer who allowed him to fall from a fire escape and being captured by the KGB who turned into a cyborg. So he started to work for it.

"Whoa! So you are working for CIA.." Barry said with a nasty voice. "How long were CIA spies so cute?" he asked laughing. "Why are you here? Alone, no less" he continued "I guess you are aware I'm invulnerable and I could kill you with a snap of a finger."

"Sure, I know that." Meg replied "But I also know you are a gentleman and you'll let me make the first move."

"You're right." Barry admitted "So come on, I'm curious." 

"Enjoy your last moments of life." she said "The bullets of this gun contained a mix of plutonium, neptunium and foxtidium, a disrupted substance discovered by our scientists" Meg explained "You're done, Barry." Then she held her weapon, took aim and pulled the trigger.

Barry was hit by the shot but he stayed impassive. So Meg fired another shot. The bullet striked him center mass: nothing happened. There were two holes in Barry's chest and on his head but he didn't seem to develop any problems. Meg looked upset while a Barry's face tensed into a malicious smile.

Meg took another shot and one more. "What the fuck?!" she yelled.

So Barry bursted into laughter. "CIA underrates KGB as always" he said. "Do you really believe we don't know what foxtidium is? Hahahaha." Now Meg was scared, she felt powerless. Her ace in the hole had proved to be a bust.

"Now it's my turn" the cyborg said. "I won't kill you, it wouldn't be fun. I just want to teach you a lesson." A blue spark came out from his index finger. "Taste this!" he exclaimed. 

Meg was struck by an almighty electrical discharge.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!"

Meg's screams were tremendous. She felt like her body was burning. The pain was extreme.

Her screams got to Archer as well who was looking for her. In that way he was able to find her.

"Meg! No!" he yelled "Barry! What are you fucking doing?! Stop torturing that poor girl. It's nothing she has done. She's a simple secretary."

"You're wrong, my stupid Archer." Barry replied. "She's a CIA Spy and she used you to get to me"

"What? Your are rambling. Is it true Meg?" he asked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" She couldn't answer. "Please! God! Please! Stop it! I beg you!" That's what she thought.

Finally Barry decided to end the punishment. "Okay, it's time to go" he said "see you Archer, bye bye Meg!"

The lady fell down fainted. Archer picked her up and brought her to his hotel room. 

Meg was laid upon the bed. "I'll take care of you" Archer whispered to her. She was still unconscious.  "I'm going to make a tea" the man thought.

When he came back with a steamy cup of tea the woman was disappeared.

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